JUNGIAN TYPE-KEY PARTY ! Listen now (10 min) | Taking the Myers-Briggs personality test. (Previously appeared in Bergdorf Goodman magazine. )
THE LUXURY OF TELEVISION/ RICKY IS A FUCKING LEGENDListen now (12 min) | Actor/writer Robb Wells is an international treasure who deserves more respect.
HOW MUCH I HATED "THE LAST JEDI" Listen now (9 min) | Hollywood wants women to explode! An article that never previously appeared on VICE.
THE LUXURY OF TELEVISION/ HOARDING HOARDERSListen now (11 min) | A deep dive into a filthy TV show
WHY I GOT FIRED FROM A DESIGN MAGAZINEListen now (11 min) | Writing about the Reese Witherspoon line for Crate&Barrel
A GUIDE TO INSTAGRAM INFLUENCERS FOR PEOPLE WHO REALLY DON’T CARE Listen now (15 min) | Part two of two
A GUIDE TO INSTAGRAM INFLUENCERS FOR PEOPLE WHO REALLY DON'T CARE Listen now (11 min) | Part One of Two
SYMBOL CLASH! Listen now (6 min) | This article originally appeared in Bergdorf Goodman magazine.
APE SEX Listen now (6 min) | O ho, O ho! would't had been done! Thou didst prevent me; I had peopled else This isle with Calibans. -- William Shakespeare, The …
HOW I OFFENDED A SUPERMODEL Listen now (13 min) | or, How to Totally F*** Up a Magazine Cover Story
CLOWN LOVE Listen now (11 min) | "Never follow a hippie to a second location." - 30 Rock
BURNING CARS and EVIL TWINS: WHO WAS THAT DOPPELGANGER I SAW YOU WITH LAST NIGHT Listen now (9 min) | This piece previously appeared in the now defunct magazine, "The Aesthete." (Every other article I post will be something I've wri…