JESUS CHRIST, PERSONAL FRIEND OF SURFING Listen now (16 min) | "The Finest Surf Contest Coverage Ever?" - SURFER Magazine
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FOR THE LIBERACE IN YOUListen now (14 min) | Shopping for Man Flair in Vegas - A story that previously received a kill fee from MAXIM
THE ENDURING VOODOO OF THE STANLEY CUP Listen now (8 min) | An object that transcends hockey and makes weird happen
EVEN LEADING MEN GET THE SHAFT Listen now (12 min) | An article which previously appeared in Aesthete magazine
HOLIDAY SPECIAL: NIGHTMARES AND TATTOOS Listen now (8 min) | We Are All Geeks
WELCOME TO YOUR VIRTUAL-REALITY VACATION PARADISE, EARLY-ADOPTER FASHIONISTAS OF THE 2020s!Listen now (17 min) | A piece that previously appeared in GARAGE magazine
THE LUXURY OF TELEVISION/ BLACK INK CREW (NY) Listen now (9 min) | White guilt over a very guilty pleasure
HECK UP IN HARLEM Listen now (5 min) | Opening Day of the Target in Harlem
I-HOP, THE ETERNAL FLAME Listen now (6 min) | A story of misspent youth and fire
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASSES AMERICA IS GOING TO BE AS GREAT AGAIN AS THE SWEET ASSES ON THE OTHER PAGES OF THIS MAGAZINEListen now (22 min) | A piece of Trump-era political satire previously printed in PENTHOUSE magazine.
CALLING PLANET CLAYTARListen now (7 min) | An ode to the late Gillian Lovejoy