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"Outlive rice"!!! So dang funny! It would be so gratifying to see bracing posts like the ones you suggest for them. HOW are pumpkin patch and pumpkin-holding photos still tolerated on IG at this point? Interesting that Caspar Lee is dating a woman. I tried to discern whether she looked like she had internalized rage, or dead eyes, in their photos. "Unbearably dull vlog"... Good Lord. What is to become of us all? Maybe there will just be an ever-widening chasm between Them (Plastic People) and Us. Maybe eventually there will be a Thunderdome type of face-off, televised.

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So good. You should have your own TV show.

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"Until then, ignoring them might be the best policy." (One can only hope)

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Love this guide. It's an angrier version of the Preppie Handbook. It's the written version of "The Scream" or the "Angriest Dog in the World"

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