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Sometimes you just get a weird feeling in your pants....and it's because of your pants.

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I've been there. It's not pretty.

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May 19Liked by Cintra Wilson

V nice. Just out of curiosity, which of apocalypses were we talking about here?

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May 18Liked by Cintra Wilson

So happy your subs are up!!! you deserve it. I was actually in the ER for a stupid reason when this popped up. And you gave me faith that there is a world outside of those who want to torture you. When are you writing a book?

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How are you feeling, Good Doctor Heintz? Sending you massive waves of pain-free juju.

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May 23Liked by Cintra Wilson

Awww... why thank you Missy! If the rheumatism doesn't get me then the plague lice will. There's a hole in my little shanty roof and a hole in my heart and they are both leaking into puddles on the floor.

I've got a bucket to catch the rain from the roof, and the bottle of whiskey to catch the tears dripping from my heart... and as fast as I drink it it keeps filling up.

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It sounds like you need to smoke more weed!! Seriously. It's good for rheumatism, and heartache. Don't be sad my friend. Somewhere a Republican is crying.

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Most sadly I cannnot spank the weed or inject the marijuanas, as they makes me psychotic: (exhibiting or suggestive of mental or emotional unsoundness or instability) and hungry. However the CBD Brothers, who I have been listening to for years, are very helpful. I do enjoy a dram, a nip, a sip, a toot and occasional tot of Whiskey mind you. VERY occasionally and never more than one finger, as it is indeed medicinal and good for pain in small amounts. I’m sure larger amounts might be more analgesic, but I am afraid of the behavioural consequences, thank you very much.

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“ Sometimes you find rare things that really should belong to you, and you must consider your own mortality.” Words to go broke and die by; inspiring.

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