Nothing cuts to the truth like on point humor. Cintra, one of your best! Demi, if you’re reading this, hey, it was the 90’s and you were on your own. But today there’s a support group for just about everything. DM us @cementmixersunion.com. - Local 1346, Urbandale, IA
Hysterical and on point, Demi is shameless, and you’ve struck a major chord. This piece made me shit myself. The back handed analysis and observation in relation to the common man child is staggering. Hilarious. Thanks.
Silly, maybe, but this *really* plays to your strengths in critical writing around fashion, film, body, and pop-culture, plus adds a goodnatured corrective to male film critics' jibes at the...well, low-hanging-fruit isn't right, but you know. I tried out some alt. bicameral nicknames—truth/consequence, sense/sensibility, some inversion of Romulus/Remus—but I give: Poverty and Ignorance is unimprovable. Brilliant work.
“Demispheres”! The “overhauls” did always seem epic, and yes—bionic! The images of her from Charlie’s Angels are still incredible to me. I understand the urge and effort to stay attractive, given that women are made to feel its our only value (aside from doing emotional, clerical, and household shitwork). I remember reading about her intention to get fitter/look better with each pregnancy. I was like, wha—? I also remember disbelieving a person could spend six figures on cosmetic surgery. Now I understand how that’s possible.
Absolutely brilliant...haven't laughed out loud while reading something in too long; this made me laugh my ass off. Thank you.
Hooray!!
Nothing cuts to the truth like on point humor. Cintra, one of your best! Demi, if you’re reading this, hey, it was the 90’s and you were on your own. But today there’s a support group for just about everything. DM us @cementmixersunion.com. - Local 1346, Urbandale, IA
Demi would make a good cement mixer. She has that actorly gravitas.
Hysterical and on point, Demi is shameless, and you’ve struck a major chord. This piece made me shit myself. The back handed analysis and observation in relation to the common man child is staggering. Hilarious. Thanks.
Thank you, Dr. West, for your kind analysis.
Adorbs the orbs...Poverty and Ignorance, actually lmfao. Have you invented tit-crit-lit?
God, I hope not.
Too late! ;)
Silly, maybe, but this *really* plays to your strengths in critical writing around fashion, film, body, and pop-culture, plus adds a goodnatured corrective to male film critics' jibes at the...well, low-hanging-fruit isn't right, but you know. I tried out some alt. bicameral nicknames—truth/consequence, sense/sensibility, some inversion of Romulus/Remus—but I give: Poverty and Ignorance is unimprovable. Brilliant work.
Aww Chris Norris, you always say the nicest things.
Was Thomas Pynchon the milkman?
The milkmaid, the way we dressed him.
Is this going to be a series on her tits? Please !
There have been so many (t) iterations.
You nailed this hilariously…
I think I covered Demi's tits pretty exhaustively in this one. If she gets NEW tits, we're on.
“Demispheres”! The “overhauls” did always seem epic, and yes—bionic! The images of her from Charlie’s Angels are still incredible to me. I understand the urge and effort to stay attractive, given that women are made to feel its our only value (aside from doing emotional, clerical, and household shitwork). I remember reading about her intention to get fitter/look better with each pregnancy. I was like, wha—? I also remember disbelieving a person could spend six figures on cosmetic surgery. Now I understand how that’s possible.
Anything is possible with millions of dollars and no self-esteem!
THAT'S THE TRUTH
On. the. floor. “… fouled by niblets …”