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Christine D. Beatty's avatar

My second novel was just not making it until Cintra got out her riding crop and whipped it thoroughly into shape. It recently placed in the Top 50 of the Tracking Board 2024 Prose competition out of 4000+ entries!

Cintra has great instincts and you absolutely should let her review your work before you show it to anyone besides Mom...

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Courtney Daniels's avatar

Love this. Smart of you to get her eyes on your work. Everyone needs a great editor.

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Ryan's avatar

Officially my favorite thing on the internet for 2025!

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appleton king's avatar

at the very least that chainsaw action must be putting the fear of God in your entitled mouse population heh

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V. M. A.'s avatar

This is so good and the only way I want services presented to me! As soon as I have something to cut, I will be reaching out!

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Heather Havrilesky's avatar

I want a gif of you saying LITERATURE! that I can replay when needed.

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Cintra Wilson's avatar

I wish I was smarter! I'd make you one!

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Julia Andrews's avatar

This was amazing 🫶🏼🩷🩷

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Ginjure's avatar

😂🤣😭

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Frederick Woodruff's avatar

Tried calling you — ended up on Dial a Prayer. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!?!

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Dissembling Bling's avatar

Thus is Divine-level hilarious. Script-writing? Memoir? Playwriting? Nonfiction? Manifestos? Clown patter? Stand-up?

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Douglas S. Day's avatar

Er... about Jonathan Franzen within reach of the blade... tell me, deah: what would you do with Rick Powers?

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MUTHR, FCKD's avatar

I need you in my life somehow. That is all. How do we get in touch about editing?

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Cintra Wilson's avatar

Grrrl email me right at cintraw@gmail.com. Love to have you.

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Caroline's avatar

Thank you for this hilarity first thing in the

Am. Love your writing and now I love your film making.

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Leonard Grossman's avatar

Good to see you cutting through it all .

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