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All funny, but the rolled your eyes until you could see Greenland was masterful.

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maybe thats where her accent came from ?

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Oh I so agree with Greenland.

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The ending! *chef's kiss*

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This was a satisfying read. Thank you!

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Bless your soul for writing this. Eeelaria used to make postpartum me feel like such garbage, so seeing her stolen Spanish flag ripped off to reveal her bare Boston ass underneath has been such a highlight for me. Thank you for this excellent read. Microwave/convection oven lololololololololol!!!!!

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You are a treasure! I really enjoyed your sharp, witty writing. Thank you for seeing the absurdity of Hilaria Baldwin. She’s a con artist and total fraud. When do you think Alec found out? How embarrassing. I also feel second-have embarrassment knowing that basic Hilaria from Boston wore that cheap, stretchy crushed-velvet nightmare to an event about Yves Saint Laurent! What? Good lord it’s worse than I could’ve imagined. I saw a link to your article posted on the Hilaria Baldwin subreddit. You have a new subscriber. More of these delightful stories please!

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I have 💜❤️💜❤️💜 Cintra Wilson for decades. Her commentaries are hysterical. I love her use of language. Yves Saint Laurent! Oh my god. I have such a crush on her.

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Hilarious 😂

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wow, super fun piece!

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Gold!!! 😂

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I am also looking at Greenland. Marvelous!

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Is that Simon in his Subcomandante Marcos St. Laurent period?

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Regardless, at some point, Alec DID know and took the grift to the mattresses. Going on talk shows, affecting a sterotypical Latin accent and talking like Hilaria fake talks. He's embraced the lies. She IS an infant. Papi loves his little chiquita. These are 2 of the most deranged people I've ever seen. I wish this article would go viral..it deserves too!

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Hilaria-ous!

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I will never understand what goes on in the minds of these men who live with women whose entire lives are literal lies. Like, HOW does one corral knowing your spouse is a complete fake in the first place, but then to be a well-known person participating in the scam?? For the record, I don't get it any more easily when it's women doing the same thing with lying spouses.

"Hilaria" Baldwin who isn't the least bit Spanish and who has to have been practising that frightful accent for years.

Amanda C. Riley, whose spouse KNEW she was faking cancer for YEARS, but went along with it because the donations she was scamming everyone she knew and loads of strangers for were funding their pretty fun lifestyle for seven or so years. (Podcast: Scamanda).

The list of men who support scammy, fraudster wives is bizarrely long.

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I've seen Alecs head and it is Huge.

Also I've seen him destroy cell phones in public,screaming at the top of his lungs but what I haven't seen is You owning that picture. Cintra your all grown up and as gorgeous as ever,I don't know if you remember me. I was with Eteri years ago you

we're setting up a beautiful brownstone in Brooklyn with ( )but your writing is sublime unlike the times and I enjoy the shit out of it. Luv Shane

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That time his recorded phone call, wherein he railed at his 12-year-old daughter, calling her a pig?... Yeah. He's lovely. #NoGunsPlease

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