A Close Encounter with the Baldwins
All funny, but the rolled your eyes until you could see Greenland was masterful.
The ending! *chef's kiss*
This was a satisfying read. Thank you!
Bless your soul for writing this. Eeelaria used to make postpartum me feel like such garbage, so seeing her stolen Spanish flag ripped off to reveal her bare Boston ass underneath has been such a highlight for me. Thank you for this excellent read. Microwave/convection oven lololololololololol!!!!!
You are a treasure! I really enjoyed your sharp, witty writing. Thank you for seeing the absurdity of Hilaria Baldwin. She’s a con artist and total fraud. When do you think Alec found out? How embarrassing. I also feel second-have embarrassment knowing that basic Hilaria from Boston wore that cheap, stretchy crushed-velvet nightmare to an event about Yves Saint Laurent! What? Good lord it’s worse than I could’ve imagined. I saw a link to your article posted on the Hilaria Baldwin subreddit. You have a new subscriber. More of these delightful stories please!
I have 💜❤️💜❤️💜 Cintra Wilson for decades. Her commentaries are hysterical. I love her use of language. Yves Saint Laurent! Oh my god. I have such a crush on her.
wow, super fun piece!
I am also looking at Greenland. Marvelous!
Is that Simon in his Subcomandante Marcos St. Laurent period?
Regardless, at some point, Alec DID know and took the grift to the mattresses. Going on talk shows, affecting a sterotypical Latin accent and talking like Hilaria fake talks. He's embraced the lies. She IS an infant. Papi loves his little chiquita. These are 2 of the most deranged people I've ever seen. I wish this article would go viral..it deserves too!
I've seen Alecs head and it is Huge.
Also I've seen him destroy cell phones in public,screaming at the top of his lungs but what I haven't seen is You owning that picture. Cintra your all grown up and as gorgeous as ever,I don't know if you remember me. I was with Eteri years ago you
we're setting up a beautiful brownstone in Brooklyn with ( )but your writing is sublime unlike the times and I enjoy the shit out of it. Luv Shane