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This story arc brought me joy, terror, and laughs all within 5 min! Thank you for sharing!!!

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And just like that you let Mr. Right walk right out of your life?! C'mon!

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I tried to cling to his knees but his Gucci belt buckle got in my eye

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jeezus

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Cintra; You are a Great Being. A Fan. [Brian Scheffer]

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I love your stories....I've lived a very crazy life..... and you always impress me.... and make me laugh...

I've a very dark sense of humor....

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better than Netflix

cheaper too!

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Vaya con dios, my dear. Hope Cali treats you better this time around.

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THank you Mama. Have a glorious time in Spain. I am so jelly.

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We'll be establishing a safe house, so let's don't lose touch.

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Madame, those are powerful words. I will not lose touch. I like you too much anyway.

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Yes, this is much better than 70's Penthouse Forum. No bitchin' Cameros, no killer Columbian, no Robert Plant's moaning to turn you on.

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