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Ryan's avatar

This story arc brought me joy, terror, and laughs all within 5 min! Thank you for sharing!!!

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Chris Norris's avatar

And just like that you let Mr. Right walk right out of your life?! C'mon!

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Cintra Wilson's avatar

I tried to cling to his knees but his Gucci belt buckle got in my eye

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Sluggita's avatar

jeezus

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Matthew Crowley's avatar

Yes, this is much better than 70's Penthouse Forum. No bitchin' Cameros, no killer Columbian, no Robert Plant's moaning to turn you on.

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Mary Frances's avatar

It might be interesting to read your story back to yourself, but pretend that the person telling it is your 23 year old niece, for example. Terrifying on so many fronts. Glad you're still alive. Take care!

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Cintra Wilson's avatar

Thanks Madame! It was fun, if you’re me.

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Brian Scheffer's avatar

Cintra; You are a Great Being. A Fan. [Brian Scheffer]

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Douglas Savage's avatar

I love your stories....I've lived a very crazy life..... and you always impress me.... and make me laugh...

I've a very dark sense of humor....

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appleton king's avatar

better than Netflix

cheaper too!

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apdarrow's avatar

Vaya con dios, my dear. Hope Cali treats you better this time around.

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Cintra Wilson's avatar

THank you Mama. Have a glorious time in Spain. I am so jelly.

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apdarrow's avatar

We'll be establishing a safe house, so let's don't lose touch.

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Cintra Wilson's avatar

Madame, those are powerful words. I will not lose touch. I like you too much anyway.

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