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“A governor, after all, should be a mammal.” 🫡🇺🇸

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She DID! She did beg you to drag her to clown town! And you did not disappoint!

And I cannot agree more: All governors should be a mammal!!!

Thx for this. ❤️♥️❤️♥️

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Nov 8, 2023Liked by Cintra Wilson

lmao.

so glad you dragged her to clown town lol.

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Nov 8, 2023Liked by Cintra Wilson

My first thought was that this was kind of mean-spirited, but then I remembered those press conferences. And then I got to fig. 2. One quails, one quails…

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It is kind of mean spirited and infantile, but she really asked for it.

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Nov 8, 2023Liked by Cintra Wilson

No amount of pharmaceuticals can make that rotted witch into something socially acceptable, let alone human.

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Nov 8, 2023Liked by Cintra Wilson

I need a cigarette now.

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As a blue Arkansan who lives under Side-eye Sarah’s miserable, grifting, Christo-fascist regime, I send a hearty thank-you for this. It made my morning!

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Delighted to hear it! Nice to know there are some blue holdouts over there!

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My eyes hurt just from the thought.

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Wow, just wow!

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Okay, Miss Self-Appointed Fashion Smarty Pants, if SHS's Hee Haw outfit is so bad, then how do you explain the lustful look on the face of the white-haired gentleman under the podium? Hmm? You wish you had knees that hot! Got damn, I bin livin' in Arkansas too long!

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This is hysterical, and she deserves it - drag.... her.... ass....

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I'm seeing this 3 months later, for some reason; but here goes.

The problem with doing a rip job on Huckalie- Slanders’ looks and dress sense is, that you were supposed to. Far from the stereotype that was sold by Roger Ailes (may Hell be extra hot and slimy for him), the vast majority of Trumpkin and adjacent GOP women look more like Huckalie than Coulter or Lahren or other such creatures; and making Huckalie's suet-bag countenance and Costco-drapes wardrobe an easy target for your ire served to make GOP women protective of her, and bitterly resentful of you.

The Fraudministration wanted; no, -needed- Debbie Russetspud from Ames, Iowa on their side; even as they were chopping down her daughters’ and granddaughters’ rights. So they installed a Press Secretary that looked like her.

And so insured that Debbie would feel those attacks upon Huckalie as upon herself.

Debbie got played, of course; but so did you. You got played into helping them play Debbie, + thousands of Debbies all over suburban Chudland.

Sorry to be so blunt about it.

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she is going to have to reveal her tribal lower back tattoo, or show a history of venereal disease...

(and show up on the arm of J.D. Vance searing her hillbilly bona fides into our hearts and minds.)

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Unfortunate. Picking on people's clothes/looks is infantile. Her actions and verbiage is another story.

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I never attacked her looks, I attacked her expression and mood.

I didn't attack her clothes, I attacked her specious style.

But you go and enforce your rules over in your own world.

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Branson Missouri is the Fashion Capital of the World 😂

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I enjoyed this! Thank you.

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