A boxer who runs after you to snipe that you’re the incarnation of Miss Havisham? It’s like catching my brutish, surreptitiously nose-picking mechanic out behind his garage in climactic coitus with a goat, then having him scuttle after me, pants around his ankles, to hiss, “You’re just like a Schlegel girl, with your beastly pretensions to art. Howards End shall never be yours!”
You dodged a bullet with ol’ Bluto, Wilson. Whull.
I was thinking “brotherfucker” before I even finished reading the sentence. Not the least surprised that you had it covered!
This completely brightened my day and had me laughing at loud on my gloomy ward call shift at the hospital. Thank you. 🙏🏼
Geez and I thought I had an interesting life, I may as well have stayed asleep 😍😂😍
You Park Slope Grande Dames are all the same: red velvet in the living room, licentious punks in the attic.
The magic of this delirious scene is the VERY relatable and VIVID detail!! Just reading it gave me a hangover. Lol
This just about LOL-ed me:
“...there was a filthy little punk rocker with a mohawk sleeping on my red velvet couch, upright, fully clothed.
“‘Hey!’ I yelled.”
Don’t know if it’s the “Withnail and I” scene itself or the punctuation’s rhythm. “Hey!” -- as if at a dog snatching food off a counter.
Wow, and I regretted some of those I dated. Thanks.
Jagged pills are the hardest to swallow, but they do go down all at once.
U-n-r-e-a-l. A joy to read. Thanks for sharing.
Another classic.
A boxer who runs after you to snipe that you’re the incarnation of Miss Havisham? It’s like catching my brutish, surreptitiously nose-picking mechanic out behind his garage in climactic coitus with a goat, then having him scuttle after me, pants around his ankles, to hiss, “You’re just like a Schlegel girl, with your beastly pretensions to art. Howards End shall never be yours!”
You dodged a bullet with ol’ Bluto, Wilson. Whull.
Damn ... I just love your writing :)
i mean
who even Are you? and how did i get this?
that is so fucking funny and hard to believe its true!!!
it is true...right?
it Cannot be true
is it!
anyways not bad ha
Thank you for making my day.
African finger snap . . . . X 6
Vivid. Not a story I will soon forget.